"Mirror Mirror" star Julia Roberts proved she's still the fairest of them all by showing off her smokin' 44-year-old mother-of-three body this weekend in a hot black Tory Burch bikini.

Though I've refused to take any of my questionably illegitimate children to Mirror Mirror, that doesn't mean I'm not a forever Julia Roberts fan. I know she's not for everyone's taste, but, personally, I've wanted to taste her for years now. And, these bikini candids of the 44-year old Roberts from her Hawaii vacation will do little to mitigate this passion.