Today’s News Brought to You by Rachel McAdams in ‘Passion’
Here’s Rachel McAdams in Brian de Palma’s Passion. It looks good judging by the picture up top but would look even better if she spread her legs a little. C’mon. Quit being such a prude. (via Facebook)
Haha, You Suck
Kim Kardashian’s IMDB profile was very honest up until a couple days ago when they decided to take out the part about her being emblematic of the shallowness of American culture.
The New York Times teaches you how to look like a jackass on a skateboard (via Vice)
What Was That?
Matthew McConaughey tells The Advocate that he’s all “for gay power.” He does not clarify whether he’s pro power top or pro power bottom.
Mariah Carey doesn’t give a damn about Britney Spears on X Factor. In fact, this interview is close to being over unless we can get back on the subject of Mariah Carey.
Robert Pattinson’s shoot for Premiere to promote Cosmopolis turned out really fun what with a hot topless blonde snaking herself around his body, nibbling his earlobes and kissing his face and neck. But after the blonde licked his nipples, he made a call to get those out of the mag. What a tease.
Khloe Kardashian thinks she’s pretty hot. Apparently, if you keep saying it, it eventually becomes true.
Hi, Ladies
Miranda Kerr showed up for Woman of Style and made every other girl jealous.
Courtney Stodden does her best impression of Bo Derek which has been affectionately termed Ho Derek. Sounds about right.
Oh, just Larissa Riquelme getting naked (NSFW).
Bright Futures
Rachel Uchitel gave birth to a kid who’ll eventually find out she whored herself around Hollywood like a tray of coke.
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When a security guard asks you to throwdown, it’s best to just walk away.
Someone get this guy a KIA because it doesn’t look like he can handle the power of a Lambo Gallardo.
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