Ashley Tisdale is absolutely plain in every way. You wouldn’t be able to pick her out from a crowd if she was dressed in a monkey suit. Though that all changes when she shows off her hot little body. I’ll never be able to describe her face because it’s more forgettable than a Paul Walker movie but ask me about her stomach and I’ll be able to tell you every detail right down to the circumference of her mole. I’m like a pervy Rain Man.