Gilbert Gottfried Reveals His Gigantic Schlong and Tells Me How to Get Fired Over Twitter

Gilbert Gottfried is the king of it. When I approached him a few years ago at the Friars Club about how more fans are bothering celebrities to get pictures on their phones, here's how the encounter went down. (This never made it to print. You'll probably see why.)
Mandy: "What do you think of people who ask to take pictures with celebrities? I mean I've done it with you."
Gilbert: "I beg your pardon. You've done it with me? I should've remembered!"
Mandy: "Every which way. But no. In the age...