Warrior-scholar to join Warrior-monk in Trump administration … CIA analyst quit because of Donald Trump … Protecting Trump Tower is costing NYC $500,000 per day per Chuck Schumer … Trump emboldens anti-vax movement … David Cassidy reveals battle with dementia … Hunters who blamed illegal immigrants shot each other … Milo Yiannopoulos’ book deal is canceled … Breitbart employees threaten to leave if Milo doesn’t … Russia’s UN ambassador died … Parkour accident leaves man stuck in a chimney … Oral sex for Taco Bell … Goat yoga? Goat yoga … Don’t count on China to rein in North Korea … Morning sex is best … Boom time for the Trump wig industry …  Texas Monthly to move in a “lifestyle” direction … Crackdown on British Pirates … LA has the world’s worst traffic …

Reflecting on one very strange year at Uber [Susan J. Fowler]

Lane Kiffin was “disinterested” in being USC head coach in 2010. [Al.com]

DeMarcus Cousins can’t jump. [FiveThirtyEight]

Exploring Cuba, Guided By Graham Greene [Atlas Obscura]

P.J. Fleck Wants Minnesota to be the next Clemson. [Detroit News]

The 10 Commandments of Zlatan Ibrahimovic. [Fox Sports]

Former Duke and Florida player Alex Murphy still going at Northeastern [Providence Journal]

Sutton United’s 280-pound reserve goalkeeper ate a pie during FA Cup match with Arsenal. [ESPN FC]

Charlotte QB Kevin Olsen, brother of Greg Olsen, charged with rape. [Charlotte Observer]

Rick Ankiel drank vodka to deal with yips in 2001. [InsideSTL]