"The kid's a Communist, the father is a mortician; does the mother run a leper colony?" Try the veal, y'all! The first trailer for Woody Allen's "To Rome With Love" has arrived and it's as Woody Allen-y as you would hope. Jokes about Communism, misery, infidelity, intelligence, sexually adventurous brunettes, and nebbishes abound, as do a pair of big-screen revivals: Allen himself and Roberto Benigni. In "To Rome With Love," a quasi-omnibus tale of a bunch of Americans and Italians living and...