Apparently someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. In a detailed letter to his mother, one son plots the epic demise of his mom's "damnable" alarm clock. The somewhat poetic author notes that if the "hellish cries of such a horrible instrument" continue to wake him up, he "will have no hesitation in wrapping it soundly in a plastic bag before dashing it into numerous pieces upon the driveway." The rant continues for several paragraphs, before the author closes in a softer tone, reminding...