Adrianne Curry’s single and likes Star Wars. Have you heard? Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, and possibly the last one I’ll ever see if Green Lantern is the mind/eyeball raper I’m hearing it is. Anyway, January Jones was apparently knocked up by an actual X-Men because I swear to God that baby doubles in size every time I see it, Russell Crowe seems a little too jolly about his latest role requiring a Brando-esque physique, “That’s not a bear claw. THIS is a bear claw,” and Lady GaGa does us all a favor. A huge one.